HOLLYWOOD (BD) - Producer/Douchebag/Director Brett Ratner reportedly stormed off the set of his new live action adaptation of the epic novel 'Beowulf' after the second big hiccup in production. First, the writers' strike halted production for close to three months. However, this time, a much more serious issue transpired: the actress playing Grendel refused to continue shooting when she found out somone had drank her milkshake. Sporting jeans made entirely out of golden iPhones, Ratner offered this to say: "I'm kind of a douchebag, right?" Haha, yes, Mr. Ratner, you certainly are. One can only hope Ratner's work one day surpasses that of his most admired film, a French short entitled "Deux Filles, Une Tasse".
In other news, actor/alchemist Daniel Day-Lewis painted the moon red last night in an effort to boost publicity for his movie 'There Will Be Blood' right before Oscar voting. After climbing back down to Earth, the sometimes-thirsty and always-delusional DDL proceeded to drink the closest milkshake he found, yelling all the while "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE CHELSEA! DRAAAAINNNAGE!"
