Maiarfambuta, Africa (BD) -In news today, President Bush joined a small African tribe to raise global awareness for AIDS. Bush, practicing his Swahili with the tribe's interpreter, came to believe they were shooting "Africa's Dancing with the Stars." Bush was eager to coalesce with what he found to be a rather off-beat television appearance because a new Broadway show was stealing all the media attention back in the states. After finding out he was dancing on the graves of genocide victims, Bush was quick to issue an apology.
