Carefree, Arizona (BD) – A self-automated robot broke loose from its Carefree factory today, creating havoc and sending the small town into a state of pandemonium. City officials ordered their residents to stay in their homes and watch out for the seemingly angry-for-no-reason robot they aptly named ‘Emo’. Operation ‘Finding Emo’ has taken top priority within the state.
In Sacramento only minutes later, lawmakers were left stunned as California Governor/Time Traveller Arnold Schwarzenegger quietly excused himself in the midst of an Environmental Protection meeting. Officials reported beeping sounds coming from the former body builder’s head while his eyes began projecting red lasers.
