Robot creates first Asian man

Tokyo, Japan (BD) - Tired of impressing the world by creating robots that mimic human tasks and processes, Japanese scientists have created a robot (pictured right) that creates humans (pictured left). The human features a surprisingly lifelike 'Japanese-man- gawking-at-an-advanced-robot' expression. The robot named his human Geppetto based off of a misguided translation of the storyline from 'Pinocchio.'