tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91232616391329039522024-03-12T20:16:50.127-07:00Organic Pulp<i>Very Reputerrible</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-18204691103496070632018-09-05T12:22:00.004-07:002018-09-05T14:22:46.488-07:00How to Really #ResistHow do we resist and defeat Trump? Unfortunately, impeaching or replacing Trump in 2020 won’t save our country from the rotting disease. This is because the election of Trump was not some horrible mistake - or a trick by Russia or Facebook or chatbots. The truth is there is an electorate comprising 30-35% of voting Americans who have been left behind educationally and economically over the last 30 years. Their jobs have gone away, their wages have stayed the same or gone down, their schools have worsened, and for many, basic things like clean water aren’t a reality. Their frustration is deserved, and combined with their lack of education, they are very susceptible to arguments of nationalism and conservatism. So when Trump goes away, the next racist who speaks their mind can slide right in. <br />
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The government of the last 30 years has been more concerned with corporate profits than peoples’ health and education. And because of that, this electorate seemed to turn within and pull back to what was comfortable to them. They want their old jobs back, and the old times where a man was a man and America was (in their minds) more racially homogenized around white culture. They were not tricked into believing this. We were the ones who let this happen to them. Full stop. <br />
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Yes, us, the latte liberals. It’s our fault. We raised our voice on social issues like equal rights for LGBT and women and ethnic minorities (with varying degrees of success) while we developed a mysticism towards corporations that not only was indifferent to poverty but required cheap labor to succeed. We were accomplices in the government-corporation handshake that grew wealth our wealth a little, all the while the C-Suite (Congress, Corporations) gutted public programs to give tax cuts to corporations and the billionaires who run them. <br />
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Corporations innovate fast and we love it. Who isn't excited to see the next wacky, cool tweet idea from Elon, Bezos or the rest of Silicon Valley or Seattle? But at some point we fell in love with innovation and forgot what progress looks like. For example, it’s no question that Teslas are an example of tremendous innovation. But does it translate into progress? Cities will be no less congested with the same number of cars on the road. Innovation helps some of us. Progress helps all of us.<br />
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When we read that article about the innovative school with an ipad for every student, or the teacher who bought school supplies for her children, or the kid who won her charter school lottery, it inspires us. But shouldn't it terrify us to have a country where teachers in poverty are spending their own money to buy supplies for children in poverty? It is a moral imperative that every kid has a real chance at a healthy life and a good education. Our reverence for exceptionalism came at the cost of the American Dream - that if you work hard, you can make it in America.<br />
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“Trump” - the electorate - was not tricked by Trump, or by Russia. They were a direct result of America failing them. That’s all the bad news. Here’s the good news:<br />
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The formula to beating Trumpism is creating a New New Deal. That New New. As bad a policy as Obamacare is, it’s actually very popular legislation. That’s because the government actually gave something to people, and losing it would hurt. If we really want to win congress and make the country better, we must elect officials that commit to Universal Medicare, a Jobs Guarantee and Infrastructure Investment focused on environmental justice. Candidates who are endorsed by 'Justice Democrats' are a good start. Organizations like 'Run for Something' and 'Swing Left' help identify, train and support good progressive candidates. Over the next several years, we can move the political spectrum (Overton Window) to the left, and with it, truly #resist the disease of Trump.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08178843537362796928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-51798880234671046932013-10-09T15:32:00.001-07:002013-10-09T15:32:16.007-07:0028 Rock<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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(New York, NY) Beth Israel hospital publicity reports Judah Friedlander's sexual reassignment surgery was successful on Thursday. Friedlander, seen here testifying to never wear another ironic hat, had this to say: "30 Rock. Girls. New Girl. I've seen a trend towards women getting TV shows. I want my own TV show. I kept trying to get attention with my funny hats. And it wasn't working. I decided I should never wear a hat again. And you know who never wears hats? Women."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08178843537362796928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-67956550351133545222013-10-09T11:54:00.000-07:002018-09-05T12:07:26.318-07:00Too little, too date<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Reporting from Washington DC today. Attractive elderly lady Janet Yellen has 28 year old son, Jeffrey, make her a match.com account; but after weeks of unsuccessful courtship attempts, realizes her profile picture is too small to show her face. "You're such a spoiled brat," she emails Jeffrey. "I bought you your stupid computer and you didn't even take five minutes to find the picture of us together from Thanksgiving two years ago that I saw on Facebook that your aunt Julie took." Janet hopes to find someone who shares her interest in economics.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08178843537362796928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-85083201257961281342008-03-31T22:30:00.000-07:002008-12-09T12:48:40.365-08:00Robot creates first Asian man<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKmfxTUW9OVXXoqHq9pJ5UkM7WFqDLUWHemTu3kQ1WRXs86_EWlf8eJay08Rt_ZMVM3AdsRG5QMThe8iAr4tNDowPTAJWISwX5TbFzntUjvCIrnSdnxN_LUaexdD68tVow0BiBF4ek/s1600-h/capt.cps.mtt68.310308131312.photo00.photo.default-512x391.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKmfxTUW9OVXXoqHq9pJ5UkM7WFqDLUWHemTu3kQ1WRXs86_EWlf8eJay08Rt_ZMVM3AdsRG5QMThe8iAr4tNDowPTAJWISwX5TbFzntUjvCIrnSdnxN_LUaexdD68tVow0BiBF4ek/s320/capt.cps.mtt68.310308131312.photo00.photo.default-512x391.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184145244903882338" border="0" /></a>Tokyo, Japan (BD) - Tired of impressing the world by creating robots that mimic human tasks and processes, Japanese scientists have created a robot (pictured right) that creates humans (pictured left). The human features a surprisingly lifelike 'Japanese-man- gawking-at-an-advanced-robot' expression. The robot named his human Geppetto based off of a misguided translation of the storyline from 'Pinocchio.'Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-5103436758688901132008-03-06T07:00:00.000-08:002008-12-09T12:48:41.353-08:00The Prestige<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwK2FIt4G2qciSJeovxX17edMDThFk2tvqYwVbbuBmme79ebBiiSyPgQafc-KEWjLpQyKuAiGjc14AzZURX2TR6NTf9ObGvRHs0U4Mpqr92Mb1XpezXDPz07y-ircUhRc1TvVxSvRO/s1600-h/ra3962980196.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwK2FIt4G2qciSJeovxX17edMDThFk2tvqYwVbbuBmme79ebBiiSyPgQafc-KEWjLpQyKuAiGjc14AzZURX2TR6NTf9ObGvRHs0U4Mpqr92Mb1XpezXDPz07y-ircUhRc1TvVxSvRO/s320/ra3962980196.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175409943660030034" border="0" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Hogwarts, United Kingdom (BD) - Many stories over the past few weeks have claimed to unearth Barack Obama's father's lineage, which may include that of terrorists and Muslims. However, OP has learned from anonymous sources that the Muslim storyline is yet another facade intended to shift the focus from Obama's mother's witchy bloodline. In truth, Barack Obama is a </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_2#Necromancer"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">level 94 Necromancer.</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> Obama, a graduate of Hogwarts with a major in 'The Dark Arts,' cast a spell on poor Senator Clinton after her Ohio and Texas wins.</span><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1PQRFoAFSgzqSawYNv1WV43ZwdJvW7aCgjFQ72VoCDUenivkHjn_ZkpficDhp_sT_dAAD3MoE19IbWZgd-OmpD0DFmv3hpC5z69MFMzFI3ArkTFZeXa-T9Ea9gAEmS15Kyboo_1_r/s320/r1228498456.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174644325160332514" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" border="0" /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Washington DC (BD) - However, this strategy seemed to backfire. Political analysts are careful to note many people generally <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">would</span> vote for Clinton, but they hate her. Now that she is not as annoying, her support is swelling.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4ETumgj8sGEFo3XNb9OuIKg1RyIyoEsNoBsF7sLGthRqRiAIF0Qyc4Se_6Inw3-ISVaEo-WNazk6zr3gZhKHVF_m0DvlCA4V1s2f9KdQjt1XHV1lYa6Nc05SW2ARheBOi1NCCU_BU/s1600-h/knut.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4ETumgj8sGEFo3XNb9OuIKg1RyIyoEsNoBsF7sLGthRqRiAIF0Qyc4Se_6Inw3-ISVaEo-WNazk6zr3gZhKHVF_m0DvlCA4V1s2f9KdQjt1XHV1lYa6Nc05SW2ARheBOi1NCCU_BU/s320/knut.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175409797631141954" border="0" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Brooklyn Zoo, New York (BD) - In an act of retaliation, bears, long time Clinton supporters (white, lower-educated), began to attack Obama's strongest constituency - the youth voters.<br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1VycDyk-l_nV8gljdER1PvEnJYZUVI7NgepMP2aNRxJYtDg-hUZlNKmzkI_STw3XmVjshVrTMGiRJJbDKAGAUenp4xTYGqxSdKKhPjvHdX-riKRXgZbokA6Vqil3ghyphenhyphenCB1Ae6JSqI/s1600-h/hg.jpg"></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1PQRFoAFSgzqSawYNv1WV43ZwdJvW7aCgjFQ72VoCDUenivkHjn_ZkpficDhp_sT_dAAD3MoE19IbWZgd-OmpD0DFmv3hpC5z69MFMzFI3ArkTFZeXa-T9Ea9gAEmS15Kyboo_1_r/s1600-h/r1228498456.jpg"></a><br /></span><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1VycDyk-l_nV8gljdER1PvEnJYZUVI7NgepMP2aNRxJYtDg-hUZlNKmzkI_STw3XmVjshVrTMGiRJJbDKAGAUenp4xTYGqxSdKKhPjvHdX-riKRXgZbokA6Vqil3ghyphenhyphenCB1Ae6JSqI/s320/hg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174647705299594482" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" border="0" /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Washington DC (BD) - Luckily for Obama, his cousin twice removed, nanotechnologist/assassin John Wilkes Obama, is reportedly "fired up and ready to go."</span></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-17488840857974670452008-02-29T00:18:00.000-08:002008-12-09T12:48:41.468-08:00The Reaper of Lost Souls Endorsed by Satan<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHkvmvW3CjQPLD7ApsYSUJU_AK17yAgcTyQCgvD9qnE5TooEqPTdAY5Ob93GZpirI_yPZETKirhyphenhyphenocLwUcFRR46GX1JNN2JsE5YxsQ5DrLvf6sLcziTO3ThPnShGTcH0tjl6_PoKws/s1600-h/r315812455.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHkvmvW3CjQPLD7ApsYSUJU_AK17yAgcTyQCgvD9qnE5TooEqPTdAY5Ob93GZpirI_yPZETKirhyphenhyphenocLwUcFRR46GX1JNN2JsE5YxsQ5DrLvf6sLcziTO3ThPnShGTcH0tjl6_PoKws/s320/r315812455.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172314486122503282" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Beelzebub, Texas (GL)- The Clinton campaign, which has fallen on hard times lately, has landed an endorsement from one of the most renowned politicians in history. The coming of Lucifer (or “Lou Boy” as George W. Bush took to calling him during his work for the 2000 Bush/Cheney campaign) has proven to be a divisive issue among Democrats. While Nancy Pelosi, whose district includes the cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah, has been a longtime supporter of the Dark Prince, prominent Democratic adviser James Carville has stated that the Clinton campaign’s adoption of Satan and His Army of Darkness is “too little too late” and well short of the steps necessary to defeat Barack Obama.<br /><br />A rift of an entirely different nature is appearing in the Republican Party. Presidential Hopeful Mike Huckabee had been desperate in pursuing an endorsement from the Dark Prince. Huckabee, a former minister (already endorsed by G-d), was seeking this endorsement to underscore the breadth of his campaign's coalition. McCain's aides had put a full-court press to land El Diablo to prove to conservatives he lacked compassion for people.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">However, Associated Press reports the devil was off shooting </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Wears_Prada_%28film%29"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">a movie with Meryl Streep</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> during the bulk of the last few years. Meryl, a staunch Hillary supporter, was able to convince Lucifer to throw his support for Hilldog.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Republican Party officials released a statement this morning reading, "We're hurt that Satan, after a half century of loyal service to Republican Party, seems to finally be crossing the aisle." Perhaps Karl Rove, who interned with His Darkness during his college years, deserves the final word on the matter: "Who better to stop the second coming of Christ...errr...I mean JFK...than His Wickedness?"</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-68897480530623644812008-02-28T16:39:00.000-08:002008-12-09T12:48:41.895-08:00Tehran, Je t'aime.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoG4BBh9loa_gU5l3COzAFuO6XUVS3EwxC1f_Hbe2npfCVCcuSA4zpVodeNWUhJUpRB0XWQB4ya52e3knbHtWFvJj7s5dTt1kMxZfgexPKP_hF2DyVUb3k6ipw02-vm6ZK8qHN7CqN/s1600-h/capt.08fae1339a1f4257a147adca3baa9824.mccain_2008_txsl102.jpg"></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqcUGoGrRLhvh1ELzAdzI2ndbSXZp-ofwd6NnKClEuOeGBrqjGkCbnqsqwBCRtPBSD0jkhMbU1KOWbdj_wQiyAY16U5iRDVnUjTuuNgFHod1vGAoza0Atn_2gj8ym3ncsXvkjzNkYL/s1600-h/ra3623457113.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqcUGoGrRLhvh1ELzAdzI2ndbSXZp-ofwd6NnKClEuOeGBrqjGkCbnqsqwBCRtPBSD0jkhMbU1KOWbdj_wQiyAY16U5iRDVnUjTuuNgFHod1vGAoza0Atn_2gj8ym3ncsXvkjzNkYL/s320/ra3623457113.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172195676516315586" border="0" /></a><!-- Put the body of your page below this line --><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Anytown, USA (BD) - A </span><a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/iransofar"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">touching documentary</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> released roughly three months ago told the incredible story of love against all odds. At the center of the piece were Obstetrician/Jewish man Andy Samberg and Iranian President/Philanthropist Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. However, reports today have pointed out incongruities between the documentary and the reported lovers’ travel timelines. Associated Press reports Samberg had been celebrating Rosh Hashanah with his family in Brooklyn during the time the documentary places him serenading Ahmadinejad across America, rendering their story a farce.</span><br /></span><div><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoG4BBh9loa_gU5l3COzAFuO6XUVS3EwxC1f_Hbe2npfCVCcuSA4zpVodeNWUhJUpRB0XWQB4ya52e3knbHtWFvJj7s5dTt1kMxZfgexPKP_hF2DyVUb3k6ipw02-vm6ZK8qHN7CqN/s320/capt.08fae1339a1f4257a147adca3baa9824.mccain_2008_txsl102.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172196058768404946" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" border="0" /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">And who released the story questioning the legitimacy of the documentary? None other than Mahmoud's </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Real True Love,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> John McCain. Last week we reported on </span><a href="http://organicpulp.blogspot.com/2008/02/dance-dance-politician.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">McCain’s illegitimate children farm</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> in Cain, Kosovo. However, this too had been a false story put forth by John McCain’s wife who had hoped to hide the truth of the affair with Mahmoud by creating an affair with the lobbyist. Pictured above is Mahmoud, with John’s love-flowers in the foreground.</span><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-78921680663375152362008-02-27T15:20:00.001-08:002008-12-09T12:48:42.072-08:00Finding Emo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRTYK4yCP0wsEjg8Sz8RDrD840fHdNOOZub8NYiIuPzRsPO8nO6jAb_Kc3S4VDEpFwhaObXomYviTp7Gdo0j1XJUHBRqUcmVVBAucXWHSiYcKfVV312_J6SqkMnAfKH1amX1_WPFl9/s1600-h/capt.a2c7a565c90440c89ffa48b2c5978b50.army_robot_txelp105.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRTYK4yCP0wsEjg8Sz8RDrD840fHdNOOZub8NYiIuPzRsPO8nO6jAb_Kc3S4VDEpFwhaObXomYviTp7Gdo0j1XJUHBRqUcmVVBAucXWHSiYcKfVV312_J6SqkMnAfKH1amX1_WPFl9/s320/capt.a2c7a565c90440c89ffa48b2c5978b50.army_robot_txelp105.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171804100052971954" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />Carefree, Arizona (BD) – A self-automated robot broke loose from its Carefree factory today, creating havoc and sending the small town into a state of pandemonium. City officials ordered their residents to stay in their homes and watch out for the seemingly angry-for-no-reason robot they aptly named ‘Emo’. Operation ‘Finding Emo’ has taken top priority within the state.<br /><br />In Sacramento only minutes later, lawmakers were left stunned as California Governor/Time Traveller Arnold Schwarzenegger quietly excused himself in the midst of an Environmental Protection meeting. Officials reported beeping sounds coming from the former body builder’s head while his eyes began projecting red lasers.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-57932135780189899382008-02-26T17:01:00.000-08:002008-12-09T12:48:42.302-08:00America Shocked!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc2RfSjTBHA5hbJml1dEj0ZDpuH9wYlivA500y3_CVhKr8Y5FV3otbtmmNdnCCZshpJmp8V7xYCpIZEG22FzeHt1pR6RgOQL3Xp3euEQrghKky2y7ppV6aRQbngjAAwMuNvE7qT49B/s1600-h/capt.32948d4d7682438e93b6c04c9972a109.clinton_2008_mack135.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc2RfSjTBHA5hbJml1dEj0ZDpuH9wYlivA500y3_CVhKr8Y5FV3otbtmmNdnCCZshpJmp8V7xYCpIZEG22FzeHt1pR6RgOQL3Xp3euEQrghKky2y7ppV6aRQbngjAAwMuNvE7qT49B/s320/capt.32948d4d7682438e93b6c04c9972a109.clinton_2008_mack135.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171462972275487138" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />New York, NY (BD) - A new American Apparel ad featuring Macaulay Culkin has sparked some controversy today replacing their Girl with Dog advertisement on Houston St. and Allen St.</span><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-87945046557791866942008-02-24T16:29:00.001-08:002013-10-09T12:02:37.118-07:00Dance Dance Politician!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuJNyzvVqZYTAqpVTpHWAWv0I2dLBnnkBiENONJ0eh_HUaGsONjhj8sQcoy1qkt5iEGrzxbduy5uqwOrJ7hycXftu0AfP55c8wyqrOswha477necYf7zy87TcDp31f7832Rtqqaq_CFi8/s1600/bush-dancing-africa-2008.jpeg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696206995954426466" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuJNyzvVqZYTAqpVTpHWAWv0I2dLBnnkBiENONJ0eh_HUaGsONjhj8sQcoy1qkt5iEGrzxbduy5uqwOrJ7hycXftu0AfP55c8wyqrOswha477necYf7zy87TcDp31f7832Rtqqaq_CFi8/s320/bush-dancing-africa-2008.jpeg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 233px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 320px;" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />Maiarfambuta, Africa (BD) -In news today, President Bush joined a small African tribe to raise global awareness for AIDS. Bush, practicing his Swahili with the tribe's interpreter, came to believe they were shooting "Africa's Dancing with the Stars." Bush was eager to coalesce with what he found to be a rather off-beat television appearance because a new Broadway show was stealing all the media attention back in the states. After finding out he was dancing on the graves of genocide victims, Bush was quick to issue an apology.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-75954852943231739822008-02-24T16:28:00.000-08:002012-01-10T19:09:58.257-08:00Ratner Goes Nuts; DDL Raises the Roof<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguONP89YwI3pdXAogv0vo_3mjHebXL8HwDSEIpaQ9FybTzuNWek_pSjL3zlWhsTf72MjNeF6597n5udObEWxl-lnhv8vAfPna3nhSjtID3CxvWVf3BGGCzeh4rnhgF_OE0CEXEPnQmCrg/s1600/image.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguONP89YwI3pdXAogv0vo_3mjHebXL8HwDSEIpaQ9FybTzuNWek_pSjL3zlWhsTf72MjNeF6597n5udObEWxl-lnhv8vAfPna3nhSjtID3CxvWVf3BGGCzeh4rnhgF_OE0CEXEPnQmCrg/s320/image.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696206338708741010" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /><span >HOLLYWOOD (BD) - Producer/Douchebag/Director Brett Ratner reportedly stormed off the set of his new live action adaptation of the epic novel 'Beowulf' after the second big hiccup in production. First, the writers' strike halted production for close to three months. However, this time, a much more serious issue transpired: the actress playing Grendel refused to continue shooting when she found out somone had drank her milkshake. Sporting jeans made entirely out of golden iPhones, Ratner offered this to say: "I'm kind of a douchebag, right?" Haha, yes, Mr. Ratner, you certainly are. One can only hope Ratner's work one day surpasses that of his most admired film, a French short entitled "Deux Filles, Une Tasse".</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span ><br /></span><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiakwGQhAbMR6D0G4wMrFj8O9cTZNIlqUt1HGOhr7pLWMJ2a5ra3CQsDXGrHedpWD8yRviGJAEEH1EajbAmBk7iQO71PEhB5ZkFZZNWM8h6s0QYkaBrJwjJe4YwOdtNLwlt5L94zle9gMI/s320/idUSL2028499420080221.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696206058018605122" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 183px; " /><div style="text-align: center;"><span ><br /></span></div></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">In other news, actor/alchemist Daniel Day-Lewis painted the moon red last night in an effort to boost publicity for his movie 'There Will Be Blood' right before Oscar voting. After climbing back down to Earth, the sometimes-thirsty and always-delusional DDL proceeded to drink the closest milkshake he found, yelling all the while "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE CHELSEA! DRAAAAINNNAGE!"</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9123261639132903952.post-56457731106548167032008-02-24T16:27:00.000-08:002012-01-10T19:07:57.500-08:00Obama Attacked by Velociraptor Disguised as Elderly Black Woman<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOaxi8QqG7e21J0B0MmUn118pKEuiI1Xue0n8jzXEfFxlZfrRKoO5qY5-xZ5TO8OTGcKv2kaUdIBbV4Hi5f1M0F8yY-2l_xQ8KzaMqzh-bQM_hliqGzQFeuZVSoNOWdJhWRzMwuwvGCVU/s1600/obamaraptor-729290.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 265px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOaxi8QqG7e21J0B0MmUn118pKEuiI1Xue0n8jzXEfFxlZfrRKoO5qY5-xZ5TO8OTGcKv2kaUdIBbV4Hi5f1M0F8yY-2l_xQ8KzaMqzh-bQM_hliqGzQFeuZVSoNOWdJhWRzMwuwvGCVU/s320/obamaraptor-729290.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696205696600202050" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />Tragic news from the campaign trail today as Presidential hopeful, Junior Senator Barack Obama of Illinois, was attacked by a velociraptor disguised as a black woman. Campaigning with Obama was actor/philosopher Jeff Goldblum, quoted as saying, "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..." His concentration was then shaken by a nearby driving car </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQZn7epHAI"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(See Video Here)</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />Black President cynics across America proceeded to pay out bets amongst each other on how Obama would be assassinated. Death by dinosaur paid out at a surprisingly low 2:1. For more information, please use your imagination. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Goldblum family for obvious reasons.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com